What If Game

[AUS_Doug]

A pretty simple game:
I ask a Star Wars related question - an actual question, a stupid question, whatever - in the form of a 'what if'.

i.e; What if Ewok's were ten feet tall, had giant fangs, breathed fire, had purple fur and were involved in all kinds of illegal activity?

You can answer however you want; give a serious answer or something silly, whatever.

The important thing is, once you have answered the question from the previous post, you must ask another (Star Wars related) 'what if?'

As an example, I'll answer my question from above and then provide another question to get the ball rolling.

A) Lucas Film would have had a much harder time marketing the things to children.

Q) What if the Emperor was actually just a really nice guy who was misunderstood?

[Lolasaurus]

I would still think he's ugly.

What if lightsabers were actually beams of banana juice?

[Squeegee]

Then Star Wars would've been twenty times more popular.

What if Han Solo lost his bones?

[MrMew]

He would be very, very dead.

What if clones were actually clones of Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[Mr. Pistol]

I would have to say hello to lots of "little friends".

What if it was a long time in the future in a galaxy really rather close.

[MrMew]

It really wouldn't matter.

What if Count Dooku was actually a wizard.

[Mr. Pistol]

It would make the movies so much better.

What if Mr. Mew was a main character in the new movies?

[MOHAWK]

It really wouldn't matter.

What if Count Dooku was actually a wizard.

Well if you have seen Lord Of The Rings Movies and the New Hobbit Movie and the ones to come you will find that Saurman is the same Actor who Played as Dooku in Star Wars and Saurman is basically a Wizard  .

Cheers Comrade!  .

[Lolasaurus]

I would eat a cheeseburger.

What if Mr. Pistol was a pistol?

[MOHAWK]

I would eat a cheeseburger.

What if Mr. Pistol was a pistol?

Then I would have to Shoot my Ememies with the New Mr.Pistol!  .

[MOHAWK]

It would make the movies so much better.

What if Mr. Mew was a main character in the new movies?

Then I am sure that Mr Mew would make a Great Actor  .

[MOHAWK]

Oh I got one:

What if Princess Leia's Hair was In Fact a Giant Mushroom that we could Eat  .

[MOHAWK]

Then Star Wars would've been twenty times more popular.

What if Han Solo lost his bones?

Then I am sure that he would be a Heaps Skinny Boneless Person  .

Good One Comrade!  .

[Scourgeofdeath]

What if I was actually Ham Solo?

I didnt mean to make the /\ typo

[Lolasaurus]

I would be eating ham and drinking solo...

What if Scourge made a typo in the swbf2 clan?

[MrMew]

That would be detrimental

What if storm troopers were actually acurate at shooting

[Lolasaurus]

Pistol would be a few ranks higher.

What if engineers fired lightsabers?

[MOHAWK]

That would be detrimental

What if storm troopers were actually acurate at shooting

Then I am sure that many Heroes in the Film could have been Killed and then the Story would change  .

[MOHAWK]

Pistol would be a few ranks higher.

What if engineers fired lightsabers?

Then Engineers would be the best Unit on the Field  .

[MOHAWK]

I would be eating ham and drinking solo...

What if Scourge made a typo in the swbf2 clan?

Then I would have to correct him  .

[MOHAWK]

What if I was actually Ham Solo?

I didnt mean to make the /\ typo

Then I would be doing the same thing as Comrade Lolasaurus  .

[MOHAWK]

Another One:

What if I was The Emperor  .

[Mr. Pistol]

Then I would be darth vader and kill you

What if the prequels where actually good movies

[MrMew]

I'm going to kill you.

[MOHAWK]

Then I would be darth vader and kill you

What if the prequels where actually good movies

I might have you Executed then for Plotting against me then  .

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